Motion Picture Work:
Other Things I do:
advise, babysit, cook, create, CSS,
dance, design, draw, drive, eat,
hangout, HTML, life coach, listen, math,
model, move stuff, nudity, paint, party,
PHP, prophet, read, swim, think,
I want to make awesome things with you.
Everything on this site was made by me.*
Contact me about work.
*I did not create the HTML, CSS, PHP, software, computers, cameras, scanners, pens, or even my mind.