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You Think My Tandem’s Sexy

November 11, 2009 · Leave a Comment

Blue and Pink Bike Threesome, originally uploaded by alandickson.

I know Kenny Chesney would write a song about my tandem bicycle, if he saw it.

I do not know if Kenny Chesney would have his pink bicycle try to hump my sexy tandem.

Until Kenny Chesney comes to Brooklyn and sees this sexy beast, you will have to just listen to this: a song about some other sexy thing.

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Alan Dickson Myspace Pic!!! (too late?)

November 10, 2009 · Leave a Comment

I still have my myspace page, which is one of the only pages on the Internet where I was able to claim alandickson as my url. Now, I would much rather just get points that do nothing on my foursquare account (I am currently the mayor of my apartment and of a local grocery store).

Anyway, since myspace is basically done, I have no use for this picture (although I just posted it here). It is rare, because I am clothed, unlike my other self portraits.

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What a creep!

November 10, 2009 · Leave a Comment

This comic speaks the truth. However, I do not want to ruin the punchline, so all I will say is that I am glad I look like my father. Whom I am told is an attractive man.

What a creep! Comic by DOGHOUSE

Oh, women…

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can ya do the thizzle dance

November 6, 2009 · Leave a Comment

can ya do the thizzle dance, originally uploaded by alandickson.

My friends Jenn, Liz, and Jen have this record label called Mushpot Records. They had a show last night at Sputnik for one of their artists, Max Justus. I went and took pictures. It was really dark, which was kind of annoying. Oh well.

Here are the rest of the pictures from the show: Zambri, Max Justus, and Natty at Sputnik.

Thanks to Mushpot for putting on the show and thanks to the performers Natty, Max Justus, Zambri, and VDRK for not getting annoyed by my flash.

Max Justus has two more shows in NYC, check them out!!!

Lastly, for the love of Mac Dre do the Thizzle Dance!!!

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Ellen Stagg Hates Me, But…

November 5, 2009 · Leave a Comment

Not long ago, I e-mailed Ellen Stagg about wanting to be her intern. I sent her awesome pictures of me in my speedo, like this one and also this one. She rejected me, because I dropped out of college and was a slacker or something.

Anyway, I got added to her mailing list from my rejection and now she sent me a link to her super fun calender (which I guess involves hot naked women?!?). I would buy one, but I am unemployed, have no money for calenders, and cannot even work for free, plus I like my walls naked.

In other news, watch out for my calender about women looking hot in tighty whities and wife beaters!!!


Ready For Bed, originally uploaded by alandickson.

UPDATE!!! I may have embellished in the title. Ellen Stagg does not hate me. She told me herself:
Ellen Stagg's Response

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All The Leaves Are Yellow

November 5, 2009 · 2 Comments


All The Leaves Are Yellow, originally uploaded by alandickson.

Most of New York City is looking mangled this fall, including lots of Central Park, but there are a few spots that stand out.

More pictures from Central Park.

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pie

November 4, 2009 · Leave a Comment

This is a video filmed in the summer after high school or sometime in college. It invovles my favorite dessert, pie (more specifically apple pie).

Sorry Amy.

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Ummmmm… (NY Star Kickball, After the Game)

November 4, 2009 · Leave a Comment

Ummmmm…, originally uploaded by alandicksonslife.

I was trying to wash my hands in the bathroom, but guys kept coming in with tapioca all over. I don’t normally take pictures of guys in the bathroom, but I did.

Additional pictures, from the bar, of the NY Star Kickball League players on 11/03/09 at Boss Tweeds, after tDR beat Ramrod.

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Halloween with Jeff the Angry Bartender

November 2, 2009 · Leave a Comment


Jeff the Angry Bartender, originally uploaded by alandicksonslife.

Hope everyone had a fun and safe Halloween.

Other Halloween exploit pictures [Warning: may contain blacked out memories and tighty whities].

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Chris Gayner Watches The Bachelor (short version)

October 29, 2009 · Leave a Comment


My roommate, Chris Gayner, loves reality television. Here he is enjoying The Bachelor season finale. I do not even know which season or who was involved, but my roommate believes the guy is a douchebag.

This video was re-edited down to about 1 minute. The previous version was 5 minutes and is still available: Longer Version.

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