Blue and Pink Bike Threesome, originally uploaded by alandickson.
I know Kenny Chesney would write a song about my tandem bicycle, if he saw it.
I do not know if Kenny Chesney would have his pink bicycle try to hump my sexy tandem.
Until Kenny Chesney comes to Brooklyn and sees this sexy beast, you will have to just listen to this: a song about some other sexy thing.
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Alan Dickson Myspace Pic!!! (too late?), originally uploaded by alandickson.
I still have my myspace page, which is one of the only pages on the Internet where I was able to claim alandickson as my url. Now, I would much rather just get points that do nothing on my foursquare account (I am currently the mayor of my apartment and of a local grocery store).
Anyway, since myspace is basically done, I have no use for this picture (although I just posted it here). It is rare, because I am clothed, unlike my other self portraits.
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Tagged: myself, alan dickson, self portrait, myspace, pic
This comic speaks the truth. However, I do not want to ruin the punchline, so all I will say is that I am glad I look like my father. Whom I am told is an attractive man.
What a creep! Comic by DOGHOUSE
Oh, women…
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can ya do the thizzle dance, originally uploaded by alandickson.
Here are the rest of the pictures from the show: Zambri, Max Justus, and Natty at Sputnik.
Thanks to Mushpot for putting on the show and thanks to the performers Natty, Max Justus, Zambri, and VDRK for not getting annoyed by my flash.
Max Justus has two more shows in NYC, check them out!!!
Lastly, for the love of Mac Dre do the Thizzle Dance!!!
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Tagged: brooklyn, concert, dance, max justus, mushpot, music, natty, records, show, sputnik, thizzle, vdrk, zambri
Not long ago, I e-mailed Ellen Stagg about wanting to be her intern. I sent her awesome pictures of me in my speedo, like this one and also this one. She rejected me, because I dropped out of college and was a slacker or something.
Anyway, I got added to her mailing list from my rejection and now she sent me a link to her super fun calender (which I guess involves hot naked women?!?). I would buy one, but I am unemployed, have no money for calenders, and cannot even work for free, plus I like my walls naked.
In other news, watch out for my calender about women looking hot in tighty whities and wife beaters!!!
UPDATE!!! I may have embellished in the title. Ellen Stagg does not hate me. She told me herself:
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Tagged: brooklyn, calender, ellen stagg, job, naked, new york city, rejection, tighty whities, wife beater, woman
Most of New York City is looking mangled this fall, including lots of Central Park, but there are a few spots that stand out.
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Tagged: new york city, boat, water, manhattan, central park, yellow, leaves, couple
This is a video filmed in the summer after high school or sometime in college. It invovles my favorite dessert, pie (more specifically apple pie).
Sorry Amy.
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Tagged: apple, face, lamorinda, nation's, orinda, pie, prank
Ummmmm…, originally uploaded by alandicksonslife.
I was trying to wash my hands in the bathroom, but guys kept coming in with tapioca all over. I don’t normally take pictures of guys in the bathroom, but I did.
Additional pictures, from the bar, of the NY Star Kickball League players on 11/03/09 at Boss Tweeds, after tDR beat Ramrod.
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Tagged: face, new york city, manhattan, kickball, waka, star, league, fall, 09, bathroom, boss tweeds, tapioca
Hope everyone had a fun and safe Halloween.
Other Halloween exploit pictures [Warning: may contain blacked out memories and tighty whities].
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Tagged: bartender, brooklyn, costume, halloween, homemade, new york city, red hook, violence
My roommate, Chris Gayner, loves reality television. Here he is enjoying The Bachelor season finale. I do not even know which season or who was involved, but my roommate believes the guy is a douchebag.
This video was re-edited down to about 1 minute. The previous version was 5 minutes and is still available: Longer Version.
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